Gotta pee so badly
Makes me walk so sadly
Gotta special case
'Cause there's no more space

Gotta pee so badly
Being my own daddy
I'll be losin' face
Gonna break before I make it to the door
Like I did one thousand times before

I'll be in disgrace
Hearin' what you'll say
Gonna break before I make it to the door

Oh, my God
Oh, my God
Oh, my God
Oh, my God

Someone's in the john
And my will is gone
There's a yellow stream
Runnin' down the seam … and I have to fart