Song Parodies -> Suck My Peter
"Light My Fire" Based on the performance by The Doors
"Suck My Peter" Parody by Harry Paratestes
"You know that it would be real large
You know that you would need a meter
And for you I wouldn't charge
Girl, I don't want a meat beater

Come on baby, suck my peter
Come on baby, suck my peter
Time to suck my fucking peter

The time to masturbate is through
I'm not a fuckin' Wal-Mart greeter
You're an ordinary flooz
And I've got a bod like Derek Jeter

Come on baby, suck my peter
Come on baby, suck my peter
Try to suck my fucking peter, yeah

[instrumental]

The time to masturbate is through
I'm not a fuckin' Wal-Mart greeter
You're an ordinary flooz
And I've got a bod like Derek Jeter

Come on baby, suck my peter
Come on baby, suck my peter
Try to suck my fucking peter, yeah

You know that it would be real large
You know that you would need a meter
And for you I wouldn't charge
Girl, I don't want a meat beater

Come on baby, suck my peter
Come on baby, suck my peter
Time to suck my fucking peter
Time to suck my fucking peter
Time to suck my fucking peter
Time to suck my fucking peter"
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MIKE - January 23, 2022 - Report this comment
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