Song Parodies -> Hellion's Trampoline
"Yellow Submarine" Based on the performance by The Beatles
"Hellion's Trampoline" Parody by Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)
In response to Lord of the Flies, where kids left to their own devices end up being corrupted by their innate instincts of violence, here I depict a playground game where punji sticks are set up around a trampoline.
In playgrounds where there is lawn,
Kiddies love impaled bodies.
So unfold us lots of strife.
With a grand old trampoline.

Stick some rails upright for fun.
The playground a spiky scene.
Then we kids begin to rave.
On our hellions' trampoline.

Pre-mauled kids on our hellions' trampoline.
Elders say 'obscene!' Hellions' trampoline.
Pre-mauled kids on our hellions' trampoline.
Zealous tramp of pain. Hellions' trampoline.

As our friends go overboard,
Many roars of maimed kids; flecked gore.
As the sandpit claims its prey.

Pre-mauled kids on our hellions' trampoline.
Fellow toddlers scream. Hellions' trampoline.
Pre-mauled kids on our hellions' trampoline.
Swallowed by the scheme. Hellions' trampoline.

This game claims young lives in threes.
We have fun and jump as more kids bleed.
Cries accrue from skewered teens.
We're rebels, kamikazes!

Pre-mauled kids on our hellions' trampoline.
Jealous of our team? Hellions' trampoline.
Pre-mauled kids on our hellions' trampoline.
Callous and extreme. Hellions' trampoline.

Pre-mauled kids on our hellions' trampoline.
Spill our blood in streams. Hellions' trampoline.
Pre-mauled kids on our hellions' trampoline.
Killing off your genes. Hellions' trampoline.

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