"you may require a plumber
you may need him pretty fast
cause you took a rat or something
stuffed it way inside your ass
and now the creature's climbin'
and he's gettin' out of hand
the things you stick inside you
i can't understand

i hear squealin' from your rear
oh, what a waste of time
do you do it cause you're queer ?
or because it feels so fine ?

well, it really don't take a genius
to know this is obscene
this act is so below you
i still think the whole thing's mean
you weaken as he's crawlin'
didn't turn out like you planned
this practice you acknowledge
i can't understand

i hear squealin' from your rear
oh, what a waste of time
do you do it cause you're queer ?
or because it feels so fine ?

i think it might feel funny
you say that its sublime
it cannot do your body good
you're stretchin' out inside
after all the men you should have done
you find another plan
how you can bear the looseness
i can't understand

i hear squealin' from your rear
oh, what a waste of time
do you do it cause you're queer ?
or because it feels so fine ?

"