Song Parodies -> Please Fuck Me
"What About Me" Based on the performance by Shannon Noll
"Please Fuck Me" Parody by Jess
Bout people who wanna be fucked
"Bout people who really wanna be fucked

Well theres a horny boy serving at the counter of the corner shop
Hes been waitin over there, waitin for 17 years, hes never ever seen a girl without her top,
Hes gets really horny, really teased
But he never ever gets pleased..so hey says..
Please fuck me, it isnt fair
Im really horny now I want my share
Cant u see, I wanna fuck
But u just teaseà
U just tease more than you pleaseà

Well theres a pretty slut serving at the counter of the corner shop
Shes been waintin back there, waitin for another root, guys pump in an out, they never stop
Well shes really proud to fuck out loud,
So she runs to the street an she screams
Please fuck me, it isnÆt fair
I havnt had enough an I want more than my share,
Cant u see I wanna fuck
But I just donÆt wanna fuck,
Just donÆt wanna fuck Uà

So take a step back an see the horny people
They may be young, but theyÆre the ones that make the big things bigger
So listen, as they whisper
Please fuck me?

Now im standin on the corner, an im really horny,
I havnÆt changed, I havnt been fucked, And Im feelin horny and alone
IÆm not very lucky, I donÆt get any sex,
I guess im just askin for more than IÆve got
Please fuck me, it isnt fair
Im really horny now I want my share
Cant u see, I wanna fuck
But u just teaseà
Please fuck me, it isnt fair
Im really horny now I want my share
Cant u see, I wanna fuck
But u just teaseà
U just tease
U just tease more than you pleaseà
Please fuck me...
Please fuck me...
Please fuck me..."
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