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Song Parodies -> I Just Want To Masturbate
"I Just Want To Celebrate" Based on the performance by Rare Earth
"I Just Want To Masturbate" Parody by Writerbobby Forgot about this easily parodied ditty, I actually made up alot of this as a teen in the 70's
I just want to masturbate
Another ounce of jism I just want to masturbate While spying on my neighbor's wife I was hiding outside her window But the curtains were turned down So I turned to her daughter's room And I carried on, anyhow That's why I'm telling you I just want to masturbate, yeah, yeah Another ounce of jism, yeah I just want to masturbate over anyone but my wife Though I'd get some head for a dollar bill But the bitch took it and ran away And my satellite porn's been disconnected Cause I didn't pay That's why I'm telling you I just want to masturbate, yeah, yeah Another ounce of jism, yeah I just want to masturbate While spying on my neighbor's wife Come on baby you can bend down, down, down Put that ass in the air and move it around and around and around and around and around Well, I can't be bothered with morals And I can't be bothered with fear of pain, no, no Cause she's reclining on the floor Massaging her pussy like a whore and this boner's here to stay That's why I'm telling you I just want to masturbate Oh, yeah I just want to masturbate another day Oh, I just want to masturbate another quart of jism I just want to masturbate while thinking about fucking My neighbor's wife Come on baby go down, down, down Turn that ass around around around Round, round, round, etc. I just want to masturbate I just want to masturbate Well, I just want to masturbate Said I just want to masturbate (masturbate) I just want to masturbate (I want to masturbate) I just want to masturbate (I got to masturbate) I just want to masturbate Your Vote Counts
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