Song Parodies -> You'd Better Wear A Condom
"I Wanna Be Your Lover" Based on the performance by Prince
"You'd Better Wear A Condom" Parody by Terrance Tucker
A Public Service Announcement for those not having safe sex....
You're so nasty, Herman
'Cause you're like those other tricks you hang around
I don't want your vermin
Thay you get when you're layin' down
And I get disgusted
When I see those crabs on your nasty dick
Better stay away, kid!
You make me very sick
I really to lecture you, baby
But I have some good advice for you

You'd better wear a rubber
You'd better use that condom when you are out fucking
You'd better wear a rubber
When you're getting fucked and sucking cock
With a sexy looking jock
Oh, rubber!
You'd better use it now before you suffer

Don't wanna be your mother
I wanna be your brother and your teacher, too!
There is no other person in the gay world
That can tell you true
'Cause I get diguseted
When you want me to fuck your ass
But I tell you no way, no!
In you case, I'd better pass!
I hate to lecture you, baby!
But I have some good advice for you!

You'd better wear a rubber
You'd better use that condom when you are out fucking
You'd better wear a rubber
When you're getting fucked and sucking cock
With a sexy looking jock
Oh, rubber!
You'd better use it now before you suffer
Yeah!

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