Song Parodies -> Fifty Ways To Give A Hummer
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" Based on the performance by Paul Simon
"Fifty Ways To Give A Hummer" Parody by Claude Prez
"The problemÆs that you wonÆt give head, I told the tease
Perhaps it might help if I asked you pretty please:
wonÆt you kiss me; but first get down on your knees
There must be fifty ways to give a hummer

She said itÆs really not my habit to eat spew
I much prefer it to just lay back and get screwed
I said too bad; just pretend youÆre eating food
There must be fifty ways to give a hummer

Just have a little snacky, Jackie
Gnaw on the bone, Joan
You know the drill, Jill
Just get in my pants
Make with the fluff, Buff
No need for no rough stuff
Just do a tongue dance, Nance
And lunch on the lance

She said it scares me so to see you with that spike
I wish there was something I could do that I would like
I grabbed her ears, and I said speak into the mike
itÆs one of the fifty ways

She said, gah wahba nahma gooby shubba dool
I said itÆs not polite to speak with your mouth full
So keep quiet. And polish off my tool
there must be fifty ways to give a hummer

Just have a little snacky, Jackie
Gnaw on the bone, Joan
You know the drill, Jill
Just get in my pants
Make with the fluff, Buff
No need for no rough stuff
Just do a tongue dance, Nance
And lunch on the lance

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Andrew Woodard - August 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Lap up my jizz, Liz! I was searching for a parody of 50 Ways and you didn't disappoint!
MICHAEL - September 09, 2021 - Report this comment
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Mitch45 - July 18, 2023 - Report this comment
It gets better every time I read it!
mike - September 16, 2023 - Report this comment
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