Song Parodies -> The Slayer
"Stairway to Heaven" Based on the performance by Led Zeppelin
"The Slayer" Parody by Little Jen the ultimate fantasy for Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans, guys and lesbians alike. A sexual encounter between Buffy and Willow...oooooooh baby!
There;s a lady we know
Her name is Willow She's in love with the one they call "the Slayer" When she sees her standing there With the wind in her hair No words can describe what she's feeling oooooh oooh She's in love with the one they call "the Slayer' There's a sign on the door Saying "please don't disturb" Cause you know sometimes love has to be given On the table by the wall There's a radio that plays And a bed that's made up with fresh linen oooooh she really wants her oooooh really really wants her uh-huh And her hand it will rest on Willow's eager chest And she holds it and guides it so gently Then the dampness will stream Like the strongest of wet dreams And their voices will lower to whispers ooooooh she really wants her ooooooh really really wants her And the time will come soon In the light of the moon As the slayer will lean down to kiss her Cause she sent away Dawn So now they're all alone And their bodies are aching with tension oh whoa whoa whoa whoa oh There is a tingle in her love hole, and it's so strong Her love caress it with her fingers And as she lays back on the bed with a wink in her eye There's no way there gonna stop now And they're hot and bothered Their blood is pumping and they're breathing so very low The Slayer's begging her to call her name oh can't you feel how deep her hand goes into Wilow Her screams fly high on the howling wind..uh-huh And there is truth in every word I know I heard what I heard It was the Slayer and Willow Tangled in sheets and satin pillows Two loving girls with hearts of gold Their bodies thrashing very hard The moment of truth has come at last They're calling out the name of God oh yeah Oh to make love and not lose your soul She's in love with the one they call...the Slayer Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. Not bad on a truely challenging song.
Some missed rhymes, but overall excellent and funny. Buffy and Willow is #2 for me though... SMG and I is #1.
Never was really a Buffy fan, but hey, I like slash, and I like Led Zeppelin, so...why not?
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