Song Parodies -> The Slayer
"Stairway to Heaven" Based on the performance by Led Zeppelin
"The Slayer" Parody by Little Jen
the ultimate fantasy for Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans, guys and lesbians alike. A sexual encounter between Buffy and Willow...oooooooh baby!
There;s a lady we know
Her name is Willow
She's in love with the one they call "the Slayer"

When she sees her standing there
With the wind in her hair
No words can describe what she's feeling

oooooh oooh
She's in love with the one they call "the Slayer'

There's a sign on the door
Saying "please don't disturb"
Cause you know sometimes love has to be given

On the table by the wall
There's a radio that plays
And a bed that's made up with fresh linen

oooooh she really wants her
oooooh really really wants her uh-huh

And her hand it will rest
on Willow's eager chest
And she holds it and guides it so gently

Then the dampness will stream
Like the strongest of wet dreams
And their voices will lower to whispers

ooooooh she really wants her
ooooooh really really wants her

And the time will come soon
In the light of the moon
As the slayer will lean down to kiss her

Cause she sent away Dawn
So now they're all alone
And their bodies are aching with tension

oh whoa whoa whoa whoa oh

There is a tingle in her love hole, and it's so strong
Her love caress it with her fingers
And as she lays back on the bed with a wink in her eye
There's no way there gonna stop now

And they're hot and bothered

Their blood is pumping and they're breathing so very low
The Slayer's begging her to call her name
oh can't you feel how deep her hand goes into Wilow
Her screams fly high on the howling wind..uh-huh

And there is truth in every word
I know I heard what I heard
It was the Slayer and Willow
Tangled in sheets and satin pillows
Two loving girls with hearts of gold
Their bodies thrashing very hard
The moment of truth has come at last
They're calling out the name of God oh yeah
Oh to make love and not lose your soul

She's in love with the one they call...the Slayer
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Below Average Dave - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Not bad on a truely challenging song.
Red Ant - July 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Some missed rhymes, but overall excellent and funny. Buffy and Willow is #2 for me though... SMG and I is #1.
asdfjkl - May 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Never was really a Buffy fan, but hey, I like slash, and I like Led Zeppelin, so...why not?
MIKE - December 24, 2022 - Report this comment
NO STAIRWAY DENIED
MIKE - April 16, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - September 02, 2023 - Report this comment
JOEY KRAMER IS LEAVING AEROSMITH???!!!
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - February 10, 2024 - Report this comment
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