Song Parodies -> Stairway To Kylie
"Stairway To Heaven" Based on the performance by Led Zeppelin
"Stairway To Kylie" Parody by Jeff Jarvie Okay, Kylie Ireland is a famous porn star. BNI is a porn newsletter. I have been writing about Kylie in BNI for the last 3 years. As for the rest, well, that's for you to figure out. Enjoy!
Stairway to Kylie
by Jeff Jarvie There's a lady who's sure soiled panties are gold And I'm buying a stairway to Kylie When she gets BNI she knows if the pages aren't closed With a laugh she can get what she came for And I'm buying a stairway to Kylie There's some graffiti on the wall but Kylie wants to be sure Because sometimes "clusterfuck" has two meanings On a videotape by a book there's a Stern show where she sings Sometimes all our rowboats are vibrating It makes Jeff Jarvie wonder There's a feeling I get when I watch Becoming Wet And Jonathan Morgan destroys my spirit for living In HayseedI have seen Gloria Hole on her knees And the watermelons of those who choose acting It makes Jeff Jarvie wonder And it's Face Jam at noon as she sings a Lightfoot tune And the basketballs will lead us to Jordan And a BNI day will dawn for Kylie and her Taxi Dancer thong And Jeff Jarvie will collect one more autographed photo If there's an eggplant in Kylie's muffin don't be alarmed man It's just a shaved pilgrim pie for the Vengeance witch Yes there are two Kylies you can go watch but in My Plaything There's still time to change the mood she's in And it makes Jeff Jarvie wonder Kylie's head is hummin' and the flu won't go as sleepless nights know Jonathan Morgan is calling you to join him Dear Kylie can I hear your boat row and did you know My stairway lies on your realistic butt And in her warehouse abode The stuffed M&Ms are taller than our souls There lives a Kylie we all know Who cuts drywall and wants to show How soiled panties still turn to gold And if you spank her very hard She'll row her boat to you at last When oh is me and how aberrant To be a wall and not to dry And I'm buying a stairway to Kylie Your Vote Counts
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me and craig will have a fire gear race now when the fire alarm sounds we have to rush over to the uniforms where we suit up
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