Song Parodies -> Masturbation
"Celebration " Based on the performance by Kool and the Gang
"Masturbation" Parody by ace@bigaceandbravo.com
"Lyrics in parentheses are side comments made by my friend over the mic at the club where we DJ. Yes, I actually sing this parody in public..."
"Masturbate good times
Come on (her chest)- let's masturbate
Masturbate good times
Come on (her face)- let's masturbate

There's an orgy goin' on right here
With masturbation to last throughout the years
So bring your KY and your pornos too

We're gonna masturbate when we party with you
Come on now
Maaaaaaasturbaaaation

Let's all masturbate and have a good time
Maaaaaaasturbaaaation
We gon' masturbate and have a good time

It's time to come together (squirt)
All over you?
It would be my pleasure

Everyone surround this girl
And come on (her hair)

It's a masturbation

Masturbate good times come on (the wall)
It's a masturbation

Masturbate good times come on (her Grandma)
Let's masturbate

We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's masturbate
It's alright

We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's masturbate
It's alright, baby

We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's masturbate
It's alright

....Tonight...
Cuz everything's gonna be alright
Let's masturbate

(repeat chorus to end)"
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Dr Music - November 08, 2008 - Report this comment
555 cleaveland steamers.
MIKE - July 15, 2022 - Report this comment
UHHHHHHHHH MAST ERRRRRRRRR BA MASTERSTATION? HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
mike - September 06, 2022 - Report this comment
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MIKE - September 15, 2023 - Report this comment
555 CLEAVELAND STEAMERS
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tell you what i can think of a better song 2 bring the new yearrrrr in with celebr8tion like the 1 i got keyed up right now it better be celebr8tion here it is {celebr8tion playing}
CELEBR8TIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDTHEGANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG - January 27, 2024 - Report this comment
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swimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm teaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam - January 28, 2024 - Report this comment
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craigggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg - February 09, 2024 - Report this comment
3 alarm relay
hes diving in firstttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt alrighttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt - April 20, 2024 - Report this comment
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