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Song Parodies -> Garfield Anthem (R-rated version)
"Rock and Roll All Night" Based on the performance by KISS
"Garfield Anthem (R-rated version)" Parody by Scotty Dangerously This is an R-rated version of Chris Bodily TM's "Garfield Anthem."
(Garfield the Cat is fucked-up again on a beautiful Monday morning.)
**John Arbuckle**: "What the fuck is wrong with you, Garfield?! You think you're just gonna get drunk and act fucked up all day? I give up...." (Garfield gets up and plugs in his electric guitar. The music kicks in!) You show me the girl cats you've got I'd love to fuck all of their minds up I'll bring in lots of beer and vodka I say I wanna watch porn movies Featuring lesbians, that fuck my brain Those porn movies, they make me horny I keep on drinkin', I keep on fuckin' I wanna drink some beer all night 'til I puke the next day I wanna fuck Arlene all night and fuck her every day I wanna watch porno movies and watch them every day I wanna get so drunk all night and fuck up the entire day You keep tellin' me to stay sober for a while I'll fuck my girl cats in a very nasty style Then I'll get drunk, and take ecstasy You say I smoke marijuana a lot "Garfield, *cough*, that's quite a lot" And that's why I'm so fuckin' crazy I'll drink vodka, in a fiesta I'll smoke like Cheech and Chong all night, and party every day I wanna watch some porn all night and watch it every day I'll have Arlene suck my dick dry and I'll fuck her in her sleep I wanna drink some beer all night 'til I puke the next day I wanna get so drunk all night and fuck up the entire day That Nermal cat won't be here tonight 'cause he's in Abu Dabhi He's a dumb 'ol cute cat all right, he won't have sex all day I wanna drink some beer all night 'til I puke the next day I wanna watch some porn all night and watch it every day Your Vote Counts
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I WAS WATCHING WILD & CRAZY KIDS THERE WAS A RED TEAM AND A BLUE TEAM AND THEY DID A CONNECT THE DOTS RACE IT HAD 2 BE IN COLD WEATHER CAUSE THEY HAD HEAVY SPONGES ON I WOULD ALLOW THIS ACTIVITY DURING THE SUMMER AND THE REF CALLED COMMANDS LIKE MAKE A LINE OR GET MORE PAINT AND AFTER THE PLAYER COMPLETED THE CANVAS HE RAN TO HIS TEMMATE AND TAGGED HER OR HIM WHO DID THE SAME THING
I WAS WATCHING WILD & CRAZY KIDS THERE WAS A RED TEAM AND A BLUE TEAM AND THEY DID A CONNECT THE DOTS RACE IT HAD 2 BE IN COLD WEATHER CAUSE THEY HAD HEAVY SPONGES ON I WOULD ALLOW THIS ACTIVITY DURING THE SUMMER AND THE REF CALLED COMMANDS LIKE MAKE A LINE OR GET MORE PAINT AND AFTER PLAYER COMPLETED THE CANVAS HE TAGGED THE NEXT TEMMATE IN LINE WHO DID THE SAME THING
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