Song Parodies -> Garfield Anthem(R-rated version)
"Rock And Roll All Night" Based on the performance by KISS
"Garfield Anthem(R-rated version)" Parody by raddog20002002
This is an R-rated version of Chris Bodily TM's "Garfield Anthem."
(Garfield the Cat is fucked-up again on a beautiful Monday morning.)

**John Arbuckle**
"Goddammit,Garfield! Why do you give me this lazy-ass shit?! Don't think you're just gonna get drunk, have sex all night and fuck up the day? I give up...."

(Garfield gets up and plugs in his electric guitar. The music kicks in!)

You show me the girl cats you've got
I'd love to fuck all of their minds up
I'll bring in lots of beer and vodka
I say I wanna watch porn movies
Featuring lesbians, that fuck my brain
Those porn movies, they make me horny
I keep on drinkin', I keep on fuckin'

I wanna drink some beer all night 'til I puke the next day
I wanna fuck Arlene all night and do her every day
I wanna watch porno movies and fuck my girls all day
I wanna get so drunk all night and fuck up the entire day

You keep tellin' me to stay sober for a while
I'll fuck my girls in a very nasty style
Then I'll get drunk, and take ecstacy
You say I smoke marijuana a lot
"Garfield, *cough*, that's quite a lot"
And that's the reason why I'm so lazy
I'll drink vodka, in a fiesta

I'll smoke like Cheech and Chong all night, and party every day
I wanna watch some porn all night and have some sex all day
I'll have Arlene suck my dick dry and I'll fuck her in her sleep
I wanna drink some beer all night 'til I puke the next day
I wanna get so drunk all night and fuck up the entire day
That Irma cat, won't be here tonight 'cause he's in Abu Dabhi
He's a dumb 'ol cute cat all right, he won't have sex all day
I wanna drink some beer all night 'til I puke the next day
I wanna watch some porn all night and have some sex all day
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Bill Murray - August 15, 2008 - Report this comment
This really is funny. I give you 5s on this parody. I will be in the third Garfield movie soon. Though, it won't have any shit just like in that song parody shown above. Anyways, keep up the dirty shit, raddog!
Gobo The Hutt - November 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Nagoola. Mii Tinka Soong Inkabunga! (Translated: Not Bad. I Think It's Amazing).
MIKE - September 06, 2021 - Report this comment
THIS PAROSY IS ON HERE TWICE BECAUSE IT'S FAVORITE 1 OUT OF ALL KISS SONGS
MIKE - September 03, 2022 - Report this comment
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MIKE - November 18, 2023 - Report this comment
THIS IS FUNNY I GIVE YOU 55555S ON THIS PARODY I'M NOT IN THIS 1 BUT BILL MURRAY IS I WONT HAVE ANY S**T JUST LIKE IN THAT PARODY ABOVE
swimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - January 28, 2024 - Report this comment
swim team
MIKE - February 09, 2024 - Report this comment
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MIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - February 10, 2024 - Report this comment
THIS PARODY IS ON HERE TWICE BECAUSE IT IS MY FAVORITE 1 OUT OF ALL KISS SONGS/ FIRE GEAR RELAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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