Song Parodies -> Suck Me
"Shock Me" Based on the performance by Kiss
"Suck Me" Parody by Harry Paratestes
"Your head is all I need
My big erection grows
You seem to be a sleaze
And I could use a blow
Come, put your mouth on me
I need a blow, so get it high

Suck me, make it grow larger
Suck me, get in my Dodge Charger
Suck me, you can make it larger

And baby, if you do what you've been told
My willpower is gone, I'm gonna shoot my load
Just put your mouth on me, oh, oh
Keep it in and keep it high

Suck me, make it grow larger
Suck me, get in my Dodge Charger
Suck me, you can make it larger
Come on

Suck me, baby
Suck me, oh yeah
Suck me, baby
Suck me, oh yeah
Suck me, make it grow larger, oh yeah
Come on and suck me, get in my Dodge Charger
Baby, strip down to the bare naked
Suck me, you can make it larger
Oh yeah, you wanna feel my power
Suck me, make it grow larger
Baby, strip down to the bare naked
Shock me, get in my Dodge Charger
Baby, come on, come on, suck me"
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MIKE - September 06, 2021 - Report this comment
YOU WANT THE BEST YOU GOT THE BEST THE HOTTEST BAND IN THE WORLD KISS
MIKE - September 03, 2022 - Report this comment
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ALRIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT - February 09, 2024 - Report this comment
YOU WANTED THE BEST YOU GOT THE BEST THE HOTTEST BAND IN THE WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIGHT WHATFREAKS - February 10, 2024 - Report this comment
YOU WANTED THE BEST YOU GOT THE BEST THE HOTTEST BAND IN THE WORLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SUPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IS COMMING UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP - February 10, 2024 - Report this comment
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALARMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMRELAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY - February 10, 2024 - Report this comment
FIRE GEAR RACE
ENDLESS NAMELESS - March 02, 2024 - Report this comment
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

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