Song Parodies -> Anal Exploration
"Pure Imagination" Based on the performance by Kenny Loggins
"Anal Exploration" Parody by Sutekh The Red
Funny thing, me and three other guys wrote this in religion class. Yep. Thanks to Ben, Luke, and Nick.

This song is meant to be played with a Flash animation. It is sung by a prison gaurd showing the new inmates around. The cartoon is in progress now. I may post the link in a comment once it is finished.
Drop the soap and you'll be
In a world of anal exploitation
Just make sure that you have
All the proper lubrication

It's a sin to go in
To the hole of all men's fascination
What we'll do will lead to
Excommunication

{Refrain}
You will soon enough be sodomized
Very soon you'll have to spread 'um
Or you'll have to give them head...umnm
If they're gonna force you, might as well let 'um

There is no thing I know
Which compares with anal exploration
You will tear, you will bleed
If you stay on Cell Block E

{Refrain}

There is no thing I know
Which compares with anal exploration
You will tear, you will bleed
If you stay on Cell Block E
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