Song Parodies -> This Cock Of Mine
"I Walk The Line" Based on the performance by Johnny Cash
"This Cock Of Mine" Parody by PE Adams
"I keep a close watch on this cock of mine,
try to keep it in my pants most all the time,
when it gets out lord it gets me in a bind,
no I ain't lying,
this cock of mine.

It takes me places that I'd never go,
it says yes, though my mind says no,
I can't stop it even though I'm trying,
no I ain't lying,
this cock of mine.

It does things that I'd never do,
it goes crazy when it wants to screw,
and I know that the cum will soon be flying,
no I ain't lying,
this cock of mine.
"
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