Song Parodies -> This Cock Of Mine
"I Walk The Line" Based on the performance by Johnny Cash
"This Cock Of Mine" Parody by PE Adams
"I keep a close watch on this cock of mine,
try to keep it in my pants most all the time,
when it gets out lord it gets me in a bind,
no I ain't lying,
this cock of mine.

It takes me places that I'd never go,
it says yes, though my mind says no,
I can't stop it even though I'm trying,
no I ain't lying,
this cock of mine.

It does things that I'd never do,
it goes crazy when it wants to screw,
and I know that the cum will soon be flying,
no I ain't lying,
this cock of mine.
"
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MIKE - January 23, 2022 - Report this comment
I -A--- THE -INE BY JOHNNY CASH i have the wine by johnny cash? that is not correct i'm sorry I HA WAlk ve the l wine by johnny cash
MIKE - September 06, 2022 - Report this comment
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MIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - January 28, 2024 - Report this comment
WATER PROOF
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - February 10, 2024 - Report this comment
FIRE GEAR DRESSING RACE
SWIMMING EVENTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS - February 18, 2024 - Report this comment
WATER BOTTLE RACE
SWIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM RACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - March 02, 2024 - Report this comment
SWIM TEAM JACKETS
ANNETTE = PINK DONNIE= YELLOW MYSELF {OMAR}=PURPLE TEAM - March 09, 2024 - Report this comment
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MIKE - March 23, 2024 - Report this comment
REF ------ MICHAEL WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA ???? I UNDERTSAND

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