Little Ditty, About What's Inside Mike's Pants
2 Balls and Stick, He Makes Em Jiggle And Do A Dance
Mikey's Gonna Be A Porno Star,
Just Hopes The Directors Don't Notice That His Penis Has A Scar

Givin' Girls Chili Dogs, Oh Mikey's Such A Sleaze
He's Got His Dick Between Her Buns, She's On Her Hands and On Her Knees.
Mikey Say "Hey Bitch Don't Ya Leave Me No Disease!"
Don't Ya Give Me No Dirty Looks, Just Let Me Do What I Please!
And People Say

Oh Yeah, Sex With Mike Is Wrong
Long After You See His 7 Inch Dong
Oh Yeah, Sex With Mike Is Wrong
Right After He Hits You, With His Big Ass Dong, Its Long

Mikey Scratches His Crack And Smells His Hand For A Moment,
Rubs His Head Until The White Stuff Is Seen.
Well Ya Know My Ass, It Smells Really Shitty
Director Says " Dammit, You Aint Been Washing That Thing!"
And People Say

Oh Yeah, Sex With Mike Is Wrong
Long After You See His 7 Inch Dong
Oh Yeah, Sex With Mike Is Wrong
Right After He Hits You, With His Big Ass Dong, Its Long

Gonna Put My Cock, In Your Asshole!
Just Shimy On Down And Lick My Pole-oh!
But Don't Fuck Girls 16, Im Tellin' You Man!
Else Ya Wind Up In Prison, Gettin' Pumped In Your Can!

Little Ditty, About What's Inside Mike's Pants
2 Balls and Stick, He Makes Em Jiggle And Do A Dance