Song Parodies -> I Cant Cum
"Aqualung" Based on the performance by Jethro Tull
"I Cant Cum" Parody by princejellyfish
Sitting on the toi-let. Eyeing nasty porn with bad intentions.
Lubing up with K.Y. Sticky pages,trying to unfurl. Hey! I cant cum! Sweat forming on my bum. Smoke a joint to put me in the mood. Aw...I cant cum! Damn- my balls are swollen. I never noticed till they hit me in the colon Shit! I cant cum! Some guy's I'm told, never seem to have this problem, but I've been this way since I was thirty three. I pull and I stroke, even tried to use Viagra, but I just cant produce my 10'cc's. Feeling my bone, never felt so goddamn painful, 'cept for the time I thought I had V.D. Lack o' spunk my friend's is the basis of my problem, my poor old schlong is only good for pee. I can still remember Miss December's furry "V", I mashed my groin into tenderloin it was bigger than a tree. And the snatch I taste with my last breath- the deep muff diver's crown. and the paste it flowed like maddness from my thing. Dick's hurt'in bad, as I scan my stack of skin mag's, taking care to lock the door this time. I stroke and I poke, as I bend to pet the dog's end, I aint in France, so I know it's still a crime. As for all my friend's, they pondered for a decade, just who to fuck, either Ginger or Mary-Ann. Larry Flint's a god, and Guiccione's a phrophet, but I did all my praying in the can. De-De-De De-De-De-De-De-De De-De-De-De-De De-De-De-De-De I cant cum again, without the aid of "Lassie" but she passed away in 1993. Parked beside the ken-nels, eyeing sexy dog's with bad intentions Yanking on my "milkbone", hope the cop's will leave us both alone Shit! I cant cum! Hey! There goes a rabbit. Dont look now I think I'm gonna grab it Aw...I cant cum! What the hell, it's livestock. I'll try anything to jump-start my cock. Hey! I cant cum. Your Vote Counts
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