Song Parodies -> Erectile Dysfunction
"White Rabbit" Based on the performance by Jefferson Airplane
"Erectile Dysfunction" Parody by Death_Zero
"The song is actually from the 1960s (Woodstock), but strangely there is no 1960s as a decade choice. You might not have heard of this song. The closest most of you have come to hearing it was on a Simpsons episode where Homer hung out with hippies and put their 'special crops' into their vegetable juice, causing the townspeople to have acid-esque trips (one drink makes you larger). The actual song is also about an acid trip (one pill makes you larger). Well, I thought about the line one pill makes you larger and I thought of viagra. Well, here's the song.P.S. For those who don't know, Bob Dole was (still is?) a promoter of Viagra, which is why I use his name throughout the song."
"One pill makes it larger
And one pill does it wrong
And the ones that hippie mom gives you
Are best sent to the bong
Go ask the Dole
When he's ten feet long

And if you go chasing pussies
And you know it's going to fall
Tell 'em a political one man dole
Can bring reserves with just one call
Call Bob Dole
When it's getting too small

When the men in the barracks
Get up and are roarin' to go
And you've just had some kind of dysfunction
And those men are moving slow
Go ask Bob Dole
I think he'll know

When your great big meaty flagpole
Have fallen floppy dead
And your White Knights talking rebellion
And the ED's ""down comes his stiff!""
Remember what the doctors said:
""You need viagra
You need viagra
You need viagra"""
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MIKE - February 23, 2020 - Report this comment
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ME, TOM, AND CRAIG WILL HAVE A FIRE GEAR RACE TO SEE WHO CAN DRESS IN OUR GEAR THEN WE WILL JUMP ON A FIRE TRUCK THEN WE HAVE 2 GRAB A PRETEND HOSE SO WE CAN PUT THE FIRE OUT
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