Song Parodies -> Maxi ( Pads)
"Taxi" Based on the performance by Hairy Chafin'
"Maxi ( Pads) " Parody by Wet Jim And The Dirty Tampons
she was bleedin hard there down in frisco
and midol needed every night the blood was runnin red and it all came down a tampon jammed in there tight oh look at blood on you, it's comin through it's a shame you ruined a gown once again she just sat on a towel, she said, fuck off, Jack I'm in pain something about this was familiar I could swear I'd seen this all before I paid a dirty hooker for a shakin" and she dribbled blood on the floor it took a while, but she cleaned up the splatter and I puked as she jammed it in again and a smile seemed to come to her slowly it was a sad smile just the same and she said my pussy's smelly, I said I smelled it too but it sure seems all right when it holds up tight I bought some maxis too it was somewhere in a lady's tail she bled a puddle right in my car she learned about rags in the back of a dodge the lessons don't go that far you see she tuerned out to be a douchebag and I was gonna be a grunt she just cried out every rag time as she bled out freely from her cunt now she's got something inside her that keeps the tide inside it's so wild blood blizzard it's runnin at me it's always staining inside oh she's got something inside that's always leaking out now she's been letting the outside tide seem overflowing this time maybe she's dry, or she's dying yes, she's dying, arent they all several towels now for drying and she's trying now arent we all there is not much more for me to talk about her unfertillized egg is now gone so she jammed a pad in her thighway where her boyfriend slams his dong and I said keep them together, but she looked at me so strange and I gave her several maxis and she jammed them in there I said.. honey, thing's 'll change well another bitch might have been angry and another bitch might have been hurt another man never woulda grabbed her tits to see if her nipples were pert and she sloshed away in silence it's strange how you never know but her box got what is asked for such a long long time ago you see she tuerned out to be a douchebag and I was gonna be a grunt she just cried out every rag time as she bled out freely from her cunt and here' she's acting happy despite her bloody mess and me, I'm handing out the maxis saving seats, and then her dress I say maxi pad dry, they're on loan Your Vote Counts
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Rough, but funny!
HARRY CHAPIN NOT HAIRY CHAFIN
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ME TOM AND CRAIG WILL HAVE a firefighting race where we have 2 gear up in our boots pants jackets that keeps us safe and also we have to have seatbelts and helmets
ME AND CRAIG WILL DO A SWIM TEAM RACE WE HAVE TO COMPETE IN 3 EVENTS 1ST ------- INNER TUBE RACE 2-------------------------- LIFE JACKET RACE 3------------------------------------------ WATER BOTTLE FILL RACE EQUIPMENT NEEDED ----------------------------------------- WATERPROOF JACKETS GOGGLES ----------------------------------------------------- SAFETY FIrst FRONT SIDE LOGO ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BACK SIDE LOGO ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MISERICORDA SWIM TEAM & OUR NAMES ME { MICHAEL MAREK} & CRAIIG
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