Song Parodies -> Mexican Woman
"American Woman" Based on the performance by Guess Who
"Mexican Woman" Parody by David AKA Antifreaze
"Mexican woman!
Woman stay away.
Mexican woman,
listen what I say.

Don't want your lovin
Don't want your sex
Sleep with you and I'll need valtrex

Mexican woman-
Stay away
Mexican woman
Get a check-up today-hey!

Don't you come knockn around my door
I can't take the gonorrhea no more

Now woman!
Woman pleeeeease
Mexican woman,
don't want no S.T.D.s

Can't you see the rash on your thighs?!
Why don't you go and check yourself into a clinic near-by
Got more important things to do than spend my life getting herpes from you

I gotta go!!!
I gotta get away!!!
Don't you follow me!!!
Damnit woman, I'm trying to run-away!!!
Bye bye- bye bye- I SAID BYE BYE.

""It's amazing my penis is still intact."""
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MICHAEL - February 21, 2020 - Report this comment
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MIKE - October 21, 2023 - Report this comment
ME AND CRAIG WILL HAVE A FIREFIGHTER RACE NOW WHEN THE BELL SOUNDS WE WILL RUSH OUT OF OUR PETERMAN HOME WHERE WE HAVE 2 DRESS IN OUR CLOTHES AND DRIVE A REAL FIRETRUCK AND PUT A REAL FIRE OUT
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