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Song Parodies -> I Will Survive (dirty Version)
"I Will Survive" Based on the performance by Gloria Gaynour
"I Will Survive (dirty Version)" Parody by Anonymous
At first I was afraid
I was petrified When you said you had 10 inches Lord, I almost died But I'd spent so many nights Just waiting for a man that long That I grew strong And I knew that I could take you on... But there you are Another lie! I was ready for a Big Mac And you've brought me a French fry I should have known it was so small Just a sad pathetic dream Have known there was no Anaconda Lurking in those jeans Go on now go Walk out the door Don't you promise me 10 inches Then turn up with only 4 Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't notice it pop out, Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count? I will survive I will survive Cuz as long as I have batteries my sex life's gonna thrive I will always have good sex with a handful of latex I will survive I will survive, hey hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud When I saw your little wiener Standing small and proud But too bad about your ego And to hell with all your needs Now I'm saving all my loving For a cordless multispeed Go on now go Just make a dash Last time I saw a d*** that small I was treating nappy rash I should have asked for confirmation Should have asked for pictures, please! Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winkie thing at me Go on now go Just hit the track Don't you bring me home no little worm I'll always throw them back The only thing that I could do with a d*** as small as yours is to stick it with a tooth pick and then call it a hors d'oeuvre! I will survive I will survive Cuz as long as I have batteries my sex life's gonna thrive I will always have good sex with a handful of latex I will survive I will survive, hey hey! Go on now go Get out of my sight I'm going back to my appliance Cuz I know its length is right And if I ever see your tiny pecker peckin' at my door You'll be counting your 4 inches as you pick them off the floor Go on now GO! Your Vote Counts
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ROFLMAO!! Even the third time through it has me in stitches! Every line is more clever than the last. I can just imagine some gay drag queen singing this in a cabaret and speaking from personal experience. My only question is why are you anonymous? Who wouldn't want to take credit for something as kick-ass as this?
This totally rocks! You need to be writing more parodies, Anonymous.
thanx for the great comments, i will definately do more of these. i have stayed anonymous because i wasnt surewhat would be sayed.
glad u ejoyed it. will defo make more ;)
hi me again, as all of you want me to make another parody then does anyone have an idea??
WOW! that's impressive.. One of the best I've ever read.
OMG I love it...im going to do it at my parties. www.slumberpartiesbysandyr.com this will be a great intro! Don't yall think?
One of the funniest ones I've ever read!
LOVE this version! First heard it sung karaoke style in a bar in Illinois. Where can I get a download??? E ME - tank2644@hotmail.com
PMSL ova n ova.... Had tears in my eyes, vry clever. Well done. Loved it!! Plz do more. :-)
Sang this at a show & everybody LOVED IT!
Actually I wrote this parody...lol...like 15 years ago as a joke to a gf of mine...I can't believe people copy and pasted it to the point or even sing it like one person said....that is just crazy. Don't I get some sort of financial compensation!!!! lol oh well...I guess the fact people enjoy it is enough. :)
Gavin...you lied and took credit for something I wrote...that is sadddddddd!!!!!! I only found that this existed still because I am writing my gf another parody for her bday and I was looking for inspiration. Wow...sad sad sad!!!
Here the parody I wrote for my gf ...You can steal this one too and say you wrote it Gavin!!!!!!!
At first when I was fat
The cause was boredom
I just wanted a tight n sexy apple bottom.
But then I spent so much time
running my butt on that thread mill
I finally got the bangin' ass and the looks from girls that kill.
Now do I care?
That your guy stares at me
Hell no 'cause I look hotter than those geeks who sing on Glee
I remember all the laughs
when I first joined that stupid gym
Now I get all the fuckin' props and praise for being just like them.
Go on now, go
Get out the door
Run down a street or two...or maybe three or four
cause you joked when I was fat
Now I'm finally thin and free
The only reason that your pissed is 'cause yo man's been doggin' me.
But no not I...I will survive
No sloppy seconds left for me
Not your man or those french fries
I'll have smoken legs, a round tight ass, and nice breasts the perfect size
Yes cause I...I will survive.
hey hey
It took all the strength I had
not to go to KFC
But all I had to think of was the jiggle of my belly.
It will never be again
just Mickey D and I
That guy who once laughed at me now flirts, stupid fuckin' guy.
But don't you worry
I'm not into him
He may have money, a nice car but he also needs a gym
I didn't run my butt like mad
To end up wit' some damn guy
Who only cares 'bout stuffing his face with his mom's sweet apple pie.
Go on now, go
Get out the door
Run down a street or two...or maybe three or four
cause you joked when I was fat
Now I'm finally thin and free
The only reason that your pissed is 'cause yo man's been doggin' me.
Oh no not I...I will survive
No sloppy seconds left for me
Not your man or those french fries
I'll have smoken legs, a round tight ass, and nice breasts the perfect size
Cause I...I will survive.
hey hey
er it's Gaynor
yes
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