Sis, you've been in your room for so long,
Just turning yourself on.
You know where your g-spot is and you're exploding like Pompei.
I bet your vibrator has a name.
You must have more miles on it than my old Chevrolet.
They'll be gobs of enthusiasm,
On the way to your orgasms.
Don't tell me you need another new battery.

Like a worn out sex toy.
You've done more exploration and probing than Jacques Cousteau.
Like a worn out sex toy.
You've got your very own "peeping tom" but you don't even know.
You won't even answer your phone.

In the masturbation hall of fame,
There sits a plaque with your name,
And the Guinness Book of World records...called ten times today.

You don't care who knows what you do.
You've got a wide screen TV and a window people can see through.
I'm surprised you don't have spasms,
On the way to your orgasms.
I'm gonna start selling tickets,
And charge a fee.

Like a worn out sex toy.
You bought your last boyfriend and his name was Joe Dildo.
Like a worn out sex toy.
Dogs are howling all night long and believe me you don't even know.
Please stop watching "Deep Throat".

Like a worn out sex toy.
I'm afraid to turn on my computer cause I'll see your video.
Like a worn out sex toy.
I'm getting obscene calls from people I don't even know.