chorus:
Oh that little bitty teeny weeny thing they call the
love bump
Nobody thinks about it until one day it just pops up
It all started with a little bitty kiss on her muff
It's a little bitty teeny weeny thing they call the
love bump

Well I was a Casanova a real lady killer they say
Until I got a cold sore one that would not go away
Yeah I tried ointment on it but nothing was working
for me
My kissin' days are over thanks to little herpe

chorus:

Well I always thought that I had me a pretty good
smile
But even with a mustache this really cramps my style
'Cause with every outbreak it's something I can't hide
No kissing for me the girls all go running by

chorus:

It's a little bitty teeny weeny thing they call the
love bump