Song Parodies -> S and M Tonight
"Wonderful Tonight" Based on the performance by Eric Clapton
"S and M Tonight" Parody by Chewey Stewalls
Words By Chewey Stewalls. Title by Tyler T
S AND M TONIGHT

It's late in the evening. She's wondering what mask to wear.
She puts on her lipstick. And pulls pack her long red hair.
And then I ask her “Are the handcuffs too tight?”
She is ready for S and M tonight.

We go to an orgy. Everyone turns to see
The beautiful nympho. With the see through lingerie.
And then she asks me “Do you want me to bite?”
She is ready for S and M tonight

She is ready because I see the sex toys in her draws
And the wonder of it all is
How much I love to see her on all fours.

It's time to go home now. ‘Cause my body is sore.
She's a beautiful lady. A bitch, slut and a whore.
And then she asks me as I turn out the light
She says can we please do it again tomorrow night?
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