"It's a little bit scary when it splits you wide
Your anticipation you canĘt easily hide
ItĘs no surprise that you start begging for more
Get out the jell and lube up your back door

Now IĘm a big porn star - you just canĘt say no
ęCus I fucked thirty women in my latest porn show
They swallowed my cum and I shot gallons itĘs true
IĘve got a big schlong and was born to screw

And I will tell everybody ębout my big schlong
It is quite thick and round and terribly long
The camĘraĘs shooting, when I am rooting, ęcus you see any hole
IĘll fill with my massive, piston-like flagpole

I licked up your puss - then shoved it all in
And a few minutes later well - I buggered your twin
Now your head jobĘs quite fine and I did explode
Marvelled how you swallowed when I shot my load

So excuse if itĘs hurtinĘ when IĘm fucking you
Secondary concern what it may do to you
Anyway the truth is that itĘs quite obscene
IĘve got the biggest schlong the world has seen

And I will tell everybody ębout my big schlong
It is quite thick and round and terribly long
The camĘraĘs shooting, when I am rooting, ęcus you see any hole
IĘll fill with my massive, piston-like flagpole
"