Song Parodies -> Cock and Pussy
"Crocodile Rock" Based on the performance by Elton John
"Cock and Pussy" Parody by Zgd V
"I remember when the rock was young
My dad and me had so much fun
Holding hands andą (okay, maybe I should stop thereą Nah!)
Holding hands and breaking bones
Had a wet pussy but no place of our own
But the biggest kick I ever got was doing a thing called suck daddyĘs cock
While the other gals were hopping and bopping I was sucking and humping

But the years went by and the rock just died
Long nights crying by the rotting duck
Dreaming of my Chevy and his old green cock
Learning fast as the weeks went past
We really though his cock would last
"
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Guus - March 01, 2016 - Report this comment
this is horseshit
MIKE - September 04, 2023 - Report this comment
ME, TOM, AND CRAIG, WILL HAVE 2 RUSH O\UT OF THE PETERMAN HOME WHERE WE HAVE 2 DRESS UP LIKE FIREFIGHTERS [ FIREMEN] WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
MIKE - September 04, 2023 - Report this comment
THIS IS HORSE S**t BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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