Well, I been rubbin' on my chode
tryin' to shoot my load
I've got seven women on my mind,
Four that wanna blow me,
Two that wanna bone me,
One, she likes it in the behind

Make it greasy, make it greasy
Just let the sound of those girls' squeals
drive you crazy
Get it up while you still can
don't waste your time using your hand
Just find a place to put your glans
and make it greasy

Well, I'm a standing on a corner
in downtown Tacoma
Such a fine sight to see:
It's a girl, my Lord, she's a crackhead whore,
slowin' down to make a trick outta me

Come on, baby, don't say maybe
I gotta know what your sweet ass is
gonna cost me
I may lose it on your chin
but hopefully in your rear end
so open up, I'm lubricatin',
to make it greasy...

Well I'm still rubbin' on my chode tryin' to shoot
my load, got a world of booty on my mind
lookin' for a lover who won't blow my brother,
she's so hard to find
Make it greasy, make it greasy
just let the sound of those girls' squeals
make you crazy
come on baby, don't say maybe
I gotta know if your girlfriend is
gonna shave me

Ooo Ooo Ooo
Oh we got it sleazy
We oughta make it greasy.