"On a mother-f***ing freeway, dog shit everywhere
What a smellà Oh Jesus, rising up through the air
My mind was stupefied, breathing was a fight
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop, all-right

There was a gal by a hovel, I felt her sweet smell
As I was thinking to myself if I could f*** her,
my dick got swell
She slowly smiled and giggled, and she made my day
There were voices in that little hovel,
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the brothel California
Such a sleazy place (such a seedy place) such a horny face
Plenty of girls at the brothel California
Any time of year (no need to fear), you can find it here

Her pussy was wet and excited, she got sexy lil bend
She got lot of pretty, pretty curls, over the bend
How she sucked my lil bug, Sweet summer sweat
Some f*** to remember, some f*** to forget

So I called up the mistress; ôPlease give me some wineö
(And she said)
ôWhy don't you have one more slut? ItÆs bet-ter than wineö
And still those voices are calling from far away
Breaking up your sexual limits, just hear them say

Welcome to the brothel California
Such a sleazy place (Such a seedy place) such a horny face
Plenty of sluts at the brothel California
What a nice surprise (what a f***ing surprise), forget yo alibis

Bouncer in the way in, with sharp watchful eyes
And he said ôWe are all just stuck in here, with a deadly diseaseö
With the masterÆs chainsaw, we can kill any beast
We can rip itÆs sleazy hives, but we just canÆt kill the AIDS

Last thing I remember, I was running for the door
I had to find my pants, back in the place I was before
""Listen"" said the bouncer, ""You are destined to receive""
""You can try any thing you like, but you can never survive"""