"Down a dark bed-sit hallway, wondering if you're there
Warm smell of clitoris, rising through pubic hair
In my head, go the distance, I thought of rimming all night
My head grew steady and my eyes viewed quim
I had to shop for delights

There we stood in the hallway
I turned, her fishnets fell
And I was willing to buy sex
Risk could be deadly but this could be swell
Then she lifted the handle and she told me to lay
Theres a notice down her corridor,

""I taught my girls to play...

Welcome to the Motel Nasty Gloria
Bush at healthy rates ( we'll sit on your face)
Morals left at gate
Plenty of womb at the Motel Nasty Gloria
Many dine in here, you can slime in rear""

Her hide is definately blistered, she got the herpes from men
She got the shots from pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
Now she'll dance in the boneyard, sweet was her death
Hummed Lance's tool member, but Lance spewed more yet.

So I brought out my Captain,
She rims me by nine
She said she hasn't felt a penis here since 'sly teens ripped my sides'
And still old folks they are coming from far away,
Pay those sluts in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

""Welcome to the Motel Nasty Gloria
We like wearing lace ( help you masturbate)
Genes cannot be traced
We're lickin' it up at the Motel Nasty Gloria
Want a nice surprise? (want a nice surprise?)
Ring for alibis""

Will you stop the bleeding?
I think that pain was nice
And she said 'We like all the positions here, its our only vice'
And then the masturbaters
They gather for release
Then grab it with their free left fives
But they just can't drill the meat

Clasping at my member, I was
Gunning for the whore
I had to grind her passage back
Screw the place I shot before
'Relax,' said the tight ham
We are prepared to receive.
You can let out any slime you like,
but you cant ever please!"