Song Parodies -> American DIE
My sincere apologies to Don McLean
Long long time ago
I can still remember how that voice used to make me smile And I knew if I had my chance That I could shoot her in the head And maybe I'd be happy for a while But February made me shiver With every knife I bought Bad news on the doorstep I couldn't take one more step I can't remember if I cried When I read somewhere that she was still alive But something made me really mad inside The day the music died So bye bye Miss American Pie Drove my Ford to the morgue But she wasn't there And good old boys drinking vodka and rye Singing this'll be the day that she'll die This'll be the day that she'll die Did you write the book on murder And do you have faith in your revolver If the hit man tells you so And do you believe in hit and run Can cleaning save your dusty gun And can you teach me how to shoot real fast Well I know that she hasn't yet been shot Cause I saw her in the parking lot They both pissed me off Well I hate that fucking bitch I was a lonely teenage broncking buck With a loaded gun and an explosive truck But I knew that I was out of luck The day the music died I started singing bye bye Miss American Pie Drove my Ford to the morgue But she wasn't there And good old boys drinking vodka and rye Singing this'll be the day that she'll die This'll be the day that she'll die Now for ten years we've been on our own And I was sharpening my knife on a whetstone But that's not how it used to be... Oh and there we were all in one place Two generations lost in space With no time left to draw my knife So come on Jack just kill her Jack just stab her Jack flash stabbed her cause knives are the Devil's only friends. Your Vote Counts
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