"A long long time ago, I can still remember,
when Mikey ranked among the best,
before he wanked over Lucy's chest
he had the choice of clit or shitter,
so he took her up the Gary Glitter,
she just snarled and turned away,
they couldnt wait one more day.

I cant remember if she cried,
but something touched her deep inside,
the day that Mikey scored...

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And she was screaming,
""No no Mikey its too sore,
take it out of my back door!""
""Shut up Lucy you cheap fat whore!""
The day that Mikey scored

Well he retired both shy and meekly,
with a copy of 'Asian Babes Weekly'
he could see Lucy two days on the trot
so wanked off into Richards sock (true...)

theres more but i cant remember it.
Dang."