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Song Parodies -> Jolene
"Jolene" Based on the performance by Dolly Parton
"Jolene" Parody by Erotech A guy who likes a girl, hoping she isn't actually a man.
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't be a man Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene Please don't be a girl with a kick stand Your beauty is beyond compare With flaming locks of auburn hair With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green Your smile is like a breath of spring Your voice is soft like summer rain And I would like to take you home, Jolene I talk about you in my sleep There's nothing I can do to keep From swelling when I see your face, Jolene Now I can easily understand How you could be a drag-queen man But you don't know what that would do to me Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene I'm begging of you please don't be a man Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene Please don't be a girl with a kick stand If you are hung like a man My rod will never rise again I hope you've only got girl parts, Jolene I had to have this talk with you My happiness depends on you And on your genitalia too, Jolene Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene I'm begging of you please don't be a man Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene Please don't be a girl with a kick stand Jolene, Jolene I didn't write the original song (DUH!!!), but I sure as heck wrote this parody all by my lonesome. I'd appreciate it not being stolen or re-posted.
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