"He gets a hickey in the dark
He's been hoping she'll get stark
But meantime

South of the border, she stops him
And says ""Hold everything""

His hand's been stroking Dixie's
Double four primes

He gets uptight
When he hears that marriage thing

He wept and cried, but she
Won't let him in her braces

Coming is out of the question
'cause his dick went down

He petitions for other places
But her scorn
Is making him frown

No way down south
No way down
She's wantin' gown

He checks her Royal Gorge
But she stops the sword

Finds he's sticky with 'em
She doesn't want to make it
With no ring

But his old car
After all
It's just a Ford

So he can't get under the tights
To play her thing

And Dixie doesn't mind
If he doesn't
Make obscene

""You've got a small slimed knob
Been droolin' all night

You can play Donkey Con
With many teens

But I'd give it up
And try gay knights""

She's insultin'
She's insultin' his thing

Joins some horny young boys
They're toolin' around with a porn-er

Blunts are passed from their big green baggies
And their hash pipes glow

They won't give our jam
To any strumpet layin' man

It's just cause
They call
Cock their goal

They went huntin'
They went huntin'
For great peepholes, peepholes

And Peter Pan
He sway steps
Up with a micro- probe

And says ""At last
Justin Sublime will sing

'Goodnight
There's no time
To blow gnomes

Less you make it fast
With Want-More Wang'

They were insultin'
They were insultin' his thing"