"Peter was an only child, he learned life on his own
He looked for love throughout his world, but a heart was never known
Left home alone he went his lone.... and solitary way
He found a new reason to love himself every single day

A quiet man of magazines, reading articles until late
He tried to be a lover once but his woman wouldn't wait
Through years of being without a mate, he got by on his own
HeÆd just make his way to the corner store and pick up the new Cosmo

Peter and his hand are tired and his eyes are back & rolled
And the pictures on the internet bathe his figure in their glow
A womanÆs just a poor attempt to imitate his hand
So they live their life in ecstasy, just Peter and his hand

His doctor says heÆs A.D.D., blames it on his Mom
& writes him out prescriptions for razors to shave his palm
Although heÆs been with women before, he prefers it by himself
æCause Living life with penthouse pets is cheaper than some motel

HeÆs thankful for the internet and the pictures of Pamela Lee
HeÆs thankful for the freedom to watch Playboy TV
HeÆs thankful for the Arab guy, sells him Hustler, heÆs so kind
But he knows the partyÆs over soon, æcause he thinks heÆs going blind.

They live their life in ecstasy, just Peter and his hand

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