Song Parodies -> If I Were A Porn Star
"If I Were A Carpentar" Based on the performance by Bobby Darren
"If I Were A Porn Star" Parody by par
If I were a porn star
and you were an old hag
Would you fuck me anyway?
Would you be my scumbag?

If I were a light bulb
and you were a socket
Would you let me screw in you?
Would you take my cock spit?

Take my cum upon your face
Take it in your booty
When you suck upon my dick
ItÆll give you cooties

If I worked my dick in good
Pumping and grinding
When I pull it from your ass
ItÆll come out slimy

If I were a porn star
and you were an old hag
Would you fuck me anyway?
Would you be my scumbag?

You would fuck me any day
You are such a scumbag
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