I see your eyes, filled with morning cum
My morning wood, you just had to drain
And the moment that you put your mouth near me
I exploded on your face again

And you tug on me, make me spill my cheese
Keep me warm in your hand, and then softly leave
And it's me you always show
You love morning wood

It's my morning wood,morning wood
You really need to learn
'That you're tugging on a 9 inch tool, makin it stand
When you just should let it be, it's grown 'cos i need a pee

if i need a poo
don't put your mouth next to my bowels
'Cos if shite falls on to your clean sheets
All you're gonna do is bawl

And even if i sleep bare for you
What you do with your hands is really cruel
And it's me you always show
You love morning wood

It's my morning wood,morning wood
You really need to learn
'That you're tugging on a 9 inch tool, makin it stand
When you just should let it be, it's grown 'cos i need a pee

And you tug on me, make me spill my cheese
Keep me warm in your hand, and then softly leave
And it's me you always show
You love morning wood

It's my morning wood,morning wood
You really need to learn
'That you're tugging on a 9 inch tool, makin it stand
When you just should let it be, it's grown 'cos i need a pee