Song Parodies -> Here I Cum Baby
"Here I Am Baby" Based on the performance by Al Green
"Here I Cum Baby" Parody by David Pratter
It's hard sometimes to think of good creative parodies all the time. I don't come up with them as often as I'd like to, but here's the latest idea I thought of. This is my third dirty parody on whafreaks.com. Once again, if you are offended by songs that talk about dirty sexual subjects, don't even view this site!
I can't believe that it's real
How I fuck you makes me feel
The friction right in your cunt
My penis, it's just so blunt
Our love is you and me baby,
That makes me cum inside
And I know you really love fuckin' me
Pulling in and out just so fast

Here I cum baby!
I am squirting, here I cum baby!
I am squirting, letting out the cream
On your tits, here I cum baby!

It always ends up this way
Me seeing you every day
And in my bed we will go,
I'll fuck you so hard you know
Our love is you and me baby
I cum right on your tits
And I know you love to do it with me
Fuckin' me so hard all the time

Here I cum baby
I am squirting, here I cum baby!
I am squirting, letting out the cream
On your tits, here I cum baby!

When I'm hard, I can always please you
Make your clit feel great
I know you'll love the hard core session
But it don't take much from me
Just my hard throbbing cock
Oh there's love inside me
I believe I'll stay stiff
It's wet in you, oh, baby
I can use KY lube baby
Get you all slick inside
You won't ever have to worry now,
Just one more thing, use a condom for sure!
Contraception is best,
You'll find yourself pregnant otherwise darling you see

Here I cum baby
I am squirting, here I cum baby!
I am squirting, letting out the cream
On your tits, here I cum baby!
Please do leave comments below and tell me what you think. Maybe I will have more dirty parodies on Whatfreaks.com in the future. I wish I could provide a link to the ones I currently have on this site, but Chuck has no valid URL to display them. You can read my clean ones on whatfreaks.com by clicking on this link.
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