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Song Parodies -> Here I Cum Baby
"Here I Am Baby" Based on the performance by Al Green
"Here I Cum Baby" Parody by David Pratter It's hard sometimes to think of good creative parodies all the time. I don't come up with them as often as I'd like to, but here's the latest idea I thought of. This is my third dirty parody on whafreaks.com. Once again, if you are offended by songs that talk about dirty sexual subjects, don't even view this site!
I can't believe that it's real
How I fuck you makes me feel The friction right in your cunt My penis, it's just so blunt Our love is you and me baby, That makes me cum inside And I know you really love fuckin' me Pulling in and out just so fast Here I cum baby! I am squirting, here I cum baby! I am squirting, letting out the cream On your tits, here I cum baby! It always ends up this way Me seeing you every day And in my bed we will go, I'll fuck you so hard you know Our love is you and me baby I cum right on your tits And I know you love to do it with me Fuckin' me so hard all the time Here I cum baby I am squirting, here I cum baby! I am squirting, letting out the cream On your tits, here I cum baby! When I'm hard, I can always please you Make your clit feel great I know you'll love the hard core session But it don't take much from me Just my hard throbbing cock Oh there's love inside me I believe I'll stay stiff It's wet in you, oh, baby I can use KY lube baby Get you all slick inside You won't ever have to worry now, Just one more thing, use a condom for sure! Contraception is best, You'll find yourself pregnant otherwise darling you see Here I cum baby I am squirting, here I cum baby! I am squirting, letting out the cream On your tits, here I cum baby! Please do leave comments below and tell me what you think. Maybe I will have more dirty parodies on Whatfreaks.com in the future. I wish I could provide a link to the ones I currently have on this site, but Chuck has no valid URL to display them. You can read my clean ones on whatfreaks.com by clicking on this link.
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. I cannot believe nobody ever left comments on this song either in all the time I've had it here. I haven't really read over these lyrics myself I wrote so long ago, so I thought I'd take the time to listen to the original while reading them and the pacing was better than I remembered it to be! I hope more people can agree and leave comments too later.
Since I did a quiz on amiwrong.com about how UB40 covered this song; I thought I'd compare their cover to see if it also meets the pacing. Oddly, it does except there's one major difference. The final verse is excluded in UB40's cover version - therefore, I'm glad I decided to base this parody on the original! (Especially since I gave a wise piece of advice to use a condom so you prevent unwanted child birth of causing the woman to get pregnant from the fantastic orgasm experience!)
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me and craig will have a 3 alarm relay so we can be firefighters
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