Song Parodies -> Bwalk This Way
"Walk This Way" Based on the performance by Aerosmith
"Bwalk This Way" Parody by Horst Sjaelland
Achtung, mein parody-loving Amorikkkan crack whodis, Horst eversonowly proudly presenting a bigly duet between Aerosmith und Horst. Und why now? Run DMC also wondering. Analways, Horst und Mega Records hoping "Bwalk This Way" bringing peace to the welt und Kylie Minogue to Horst's baumsausage!
"Bwalk This Way"


Bwalkstroke bizzo always spittin' out my jizzo
till I talked to Horst he say,
"Gauge not to sehen nothin'
till she sees a Porkchop choking on a muffin
Then, Randy Jones sure to be a-changin' his gays"
Herr Jarvie met an iceskater, a jailbait masturbator
Bustanutbeard needing to making a dis
'cause the Scooby-Doo lovin'
with Tonya Harding and her cousin'
only started with a little piss. Bwalk this!

Sab's juggs are swingin' with the Boys in the pool
and her mappa tassie is all free of hair
singin' Hey! Dawnsplace with the 32DDD's in my face
Those ubermelons swingin' but Kraftwerk just don't care
So Horst took a big sheiss and rolled the Mega Records dice
with a Falco who was ready to rock
was it Gauge Horst was doin'
'cause Scooby-Doo knew where he was pooin'
And satan knows that Asia Pooh is here to gay

Bustanut beard told you to
Bwalk this way bwalk this way
Ah Dawn just give Bustanutbeard a piss. Bwalk this!

Helter Skelter Sadie with her sexy kinda exy
Charles Manson climbing up in her head
there were 3 dead bodies in Davy Jones' locker
When I noticed Peter Tork looking at me
Herr Jarvie was a Long Gone Loser
never Donkey Punched a lady
till the "Boys" video taught him something Horst missed
Tash's next door cyclops
had a daughter, a Porkchop
so I gave the Porkchop a little piss. Bwalk this!
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Andrew Woodard - August 29, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm sure this one is best enjoyed while munsching das muschrooms und meinleining der LSD.
mike - April 29, 2022 - Report this comment
YO TURN IT BOYS TURN THAT NOISE DOWN YO SUP WITH THIS TURN IT DOWN BOYS ??? YO TURN THAT NOISE DOWN YO {music fades} yo turn that noise down I KNOW WHAT TO DO {drums} 1 2 3 4
MIKE - September 05, 2022 - Report this comment
WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
1111111111111111111111111111111111 - November 18, 2023 - Report this comment
i'm sure this 1 is the best enjoyed
mike - November 18, 2023 - Report this comment
me and craig will have a 3 alarm relay
AEROSMITHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAEROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMITHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - March 09, 2024 - Report this comment
KID ROCK RUN DMC JOE C {R.I.P.} AEROSMITH 1999 VMAS PERFORMANCE KING OF ROCK ROCK BOX BAWITABA WALK THIS WAY GIVE IT UP FOR AEROSMITHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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