Well I'm horny horny pimp class society
God's gift to big ball notoriety
And I always take my sex pills
So my balls are never small
The chicky babes say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're hairy big balls
That guy's got big balls
This guy's got big balls
(But I've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
While I'm bonking a chick
And my penis cums and cums again
If your name is on my sex list
No one can do you better
Every chick says I've got
Big balls of pleasure

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're hairy big balls
That guy's got big balls
This guy's got big balls
(But I've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are small as penuts
And most are normal sized
But when they're huge as beach balls
They're my balls under my pants
My balls are always bouncing
While I'm bonking my chicks
It's my belief that my big balls
Should attract all the chicks

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
Hairy big balls
They've got big balls
He's got big balls
(But I've got the biggest balls of them all)

(I've got big balls)
(I've got big balls)

And they're just itching with VD rashes
Oh I had such wonderful fun
Genital warts, crabs, the clap
(I've got the biggest balls of them all)

(Ball scratching)
(Ball scratching)
(Ball scratching)
(Ball scratching)