Well, let me tell ya story about a man named Jed
he took Ellie Mae and he threw her in the bed
He unzipped his zipper and out came a worm
and out of that worm came a bubblin' sperm...cum that is

Well, three months later, she was getting kinda fat
six months later, she was fatter than that
nine months later, we could all hear her scream
and out came a cocksucker named Jethro Bo Dean