Song Parodies -> My Roommate Often Spanks His Monkey
"My Baby Does the Hanky Panky" Based on the performance by Tommy James and the Shondells
"My Roommate Often Spanks His Monkey" Parody by Robert D. Arndt Jr.
My roommate often spanks his monkey
Yuck! My roommate often spanks his monkey
My roommate often spanks his monkey
My roommate often spanks his monkey
(No Way) Way! My roommate often spanks his monkey

My roommate often spanks his monkey (bad)
Yuck! My roommate often spanks his monkey
(No Way) Way! My roommate often spanks his monkey
My roommate often spanks his monkey
My roommate often spanks his monkey

I see him jerkin' it all the time (bad)
Sometimes in his bedroom other times in MINE!!!
While watching porn or talkin' sex on the phone
Wish he would just leave his member alone!
A masturbator, never a dater (so bad)

My roommate often spanks his monkey
Yuck! My roommate often spanks his monkey
My roommate often spanks his monkey
My roommate often spanks his monkey
My roommate often spanks his monkey

Saw him whip it out
And stroke!

How sad…

I see him jerkin' it all the time (bad)
Sometimes in his bedroom other times in MINE!!!
While watching porn or talkin' sex on the phone
Wish he would just leave his member alone!
A masturbator, never a dater (so bad)

Yucky, spewin‘ white slime, towels gone

My roommate often spanks his monkey
Yuck! My roommate often spanks his monkey
My roommate often spanks his monkey
My roommate often spanks his monkey
My roommate often spanks his monkey

Vaseline as lube- fine, he strokes (and strokes, and strokes)

My roommate often spanks his monkey
Yuck! My roommate often spanks his monkey
Yuck! My roommate often spanks his monkey

His room smells bad, kinda funky
Mags stick together, not funny…

Yuck! My roommate often spanks his monkey



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