When I pull my trowsers d-down (Talkin' 'bout my genitalia)
See in my briefs a large mound (Talkin' 'bout my genitalia)
They shrink up when it gets c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout my genitalia)
But still they are a sight to behold (Talkin' 'bout my genitalia)

These are my genitalia
These are my genitalia, baby

Wish that rash would g-go away (Talkin' 'bout my genitalia)
Oh I need some anti-fungal s-s-spray (Talkin' 'bout my genitalia)
I don't like that jock itch irrit-t-tation (Talkin' 'bout my genitalia)
It gets worse with heat and p-p-perspiration (Talkin' 'bout my genitalia)

These are my genitalia
These are my genitalia, baby

Scrathing them is n-not okay (Talkin' 'bout my genitalia)
It won't make the itching go aw-w-way (Talkin' 'bout my genitalia)
Oh yeah to scratch them is a b-big t-t-temptation (Talkin' 'bout my genitalia)
But I must let heal that i-i-inflammation (Talkin' 'bout my genitalia)

These are my genitalia
These are my genitalia, baby

Hairy scrotum hangin' d-down (Talkin' 'bout my genitalia)
Tally wacker standin' proud (Talkin' 'bout my genitalia)
With big tool I've been end-d-dowed (Talkin' 'bout my genitalia)
Oh yeah I really stand out from the crowd (Talkin' 'bout my genitalia)

These are my genitalia
These are my genitalia, baby