I've looked under stalls,
I've looked under tables.
I'll try to glimpse your crotch,
whenever I am able.

They call me "The Peeker".
I'm an up-skirt kind'a guy-e-e.
I wont get to get what I'm after,
till I view your pie.

I asked Courtney Love
to flash her beaver.
I asked Sharron Stone,
but she would'nt help me either.

They call me "The Peeker"
I'm an up-skirt kind'a guy-e-e.
The girls think that I'm a bastard,
but it cant hurt to try.

Women tend to bait me,as I cruise the mall,
as I run past the stairs I want to glaze their ham.
and when I hit "The Gap",
I feel it rising in my lap.
I'm a peeper,I'm a real degenerate man!

I wont get to get what I'm after,
'till I see your pie.

I learned how to raise your hem in secret.
Yeah- no underwear? I like your style.
I'm horny and that's good,
and when I'm caught I cry,
"I'm sorry, but your twat just caught my eye!"

Your lookin' at me,
I'm thinking 'bout you.
Ten dollars for your panties,
just as long as they are used!

They call me "The Peeker"
I've been searching low and high-e-e.
Iwont get to get what I'm after,
'till your scent I buy!