I went down to the circus and developed a very hot crush
And I asked her out to my place on Friday
The dinner's good, went to my house
Then when we got there, she inflated her balloons like that
And all of a sudden, this big man comes in an he kicks my ass

He said, "Hey! You! Get off of my clown!
Hey! You! Get off of my clown!
Hey! You! Get off of my clown!"
Don't date a clown, 'cause smiles are frowns
With a clown, baby

My big balloon's inflating
I mean: that balloon, the one that's between my legs
The man says, "Hey, hello, who are you?
Can't you see this clown's my wife?"
He says, "It's three a.m., my babe ain't home
And I guess my balloon's deflated in my bed"
Just then, they got in bed, can't you see?
He fucked my clown in my bed!

I said, "Hey! You! Get off of my clown!
Hey! You! Get off of my clown!
Hey! You! Get off of my clown!"
Don't fuck my clown, 'cause my balloon's
Deflating, baby

And my dick gushed semon, I'm fed up with this
I decided to give her cotton candy
("You know what I'm talking 'bout!")
He was so very angry and pissed off
He saw somebody fucking his wife clown
I laid myself down, I honked my big nose, inflated my balloon
In the morning I woke to find that I'm in jail
A clown fucks everyone in town

They said, "Hey! You! Get off of my clown!
Hey! You! Get off of my clown!
Hey! You! Get off of my clown!"
Don't date a clown, 'cause smiles are frowns
With a clown

"Hey! You! Get off of my clown!
Hey! You! Get off of my clown!
Hey! You! Get off of my clown!"
Don't date a clown, 'cause smiles are frowns