intro]

Quite a night fappin...
Mattress testing the bed..
Choking the chicken....
And arm wrestling with Fred..

Having one off the... wrist
While I'm shuckin'... corn...
Put down my two... fists
And I'll toot my own horn..

Yes, I'll make soup.....

The bald man pukes....
(ahhhhh!.........)
OH! a one gun salute!....
(AHHHHH! .... )

Raising the flag pole...
With my left hand...
Squeezing fresh 'man-go' juice..
It's Custard's Last Stand..

Punish the monkey..
All the money is spent..
Cut down the maple... tree...
While I'm pitching a tent...

Finding shampoo....

Mining man-glue.....
(ahhhhh!........)
Oh, time to hang you.....
(AHHHHH.....!)

OH-oh-WOAH-oh-OHHHHHHH!!

[a rather innocent and unsuspecting flute solo: go figure...]

Quite a night fappin...
Never reaching "the end"...
Thrashin' the... bishop...
With no Czech-mated friend...

Carrots I've always... waxed
Wide eyed slide.. my oar...
Seems I went A-WOL...
Should rejoin the Piece Corps...

Slay the big newt.......

Play "peek a boo"
(ahhhhhh!......)
OH! a one gun salute!....
(AHHHHH!.....)
Oh, play the skin flute......


Yes, I'll make soup.....

Mine some man-glue.....
(ahhhhhh!......)
Oh, play the skin flute......
(AHHHHH!.....)
OH-oh-WOAH-oh-OHHHHHHH!!

{big climatic ending!}

{calmness now}

{uh-oh}

{something's brewing!}

{poetry? yep...}

Beat meat and polish the tool
Shake and bake and flog the mule
Volcanic discharge: I needed to vent
I've gone and come: was I here when I went?

Impatient lover grapples the one
Bonely man tries for some, but gets none
New porno picked up: Miss August is done!
Seen her once again, covered in.... fun

Warm fleshy staff and jewels of might
Pull the Ben Franklin: fly my kite
In the fray and joust your knight
Try your hand: the solo flight
And that is my conclusion!

[outro]

{to final gong bang:}

*FAP!*