Song Parodies -> Hey, Hey, We're the Junkies!
"Hey Hey, We're the Monkees" Based on the performance by The Monkees
"Hey, Hey, We're the Junkies!" Parody by S. Adam Bernstein
Here we come,
Shootin' up some horse.
We get the funniest track marks
With our needle sores,

Hey, Hey, we're the junkies!
Heroin is what we prefer.
More than crack and acid,
Never liked smokin' refer,

Frank Sinatra's the man,
With the golden arm,
Jim Morrison ODed,
Horse did him harm,
Hey, hey, we're the Junkies,
Kurt Cobain, just had enough,
Fame he just couldn't cope with,
Or was it just Courtney Love.

We're just trying to get Rehabbed,
Like Amy Winehouse said,
We're the smack generation,
Trainspotting leaving us dead…


People ask,
What we got in school,
On our report cards,
We say, “A bit of drool”.

Hey, hey, we're the Junkies,
William S. Burroughs is cool
Just like Charlie Parker
Jack Kerouac was a fool.

(break)

Hey, hey, we're the Junkies
Janis Joplin ODed
In her LA hotel room,
Horse is bad, hope you'll concede,

We're just goin' cold turkey,
Come and watch us havin' the shakes,
We're the smack generation,
Attending too many wakes,

Hey, hey, we're the Junkies,
Hey, hey, we're the Junkies
[repeat and fade]
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Zeppo - July 26, 2010 - Report this comment
I like all the references to celebrities.
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I LIKE ALL THE REFERNCES TO CELEBIRTIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS - February 10, 2024 - Report this comment
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ZEPPO - April 13, 2024 - Report this comment
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