Song Parodies -> This Cock
"These Eyes" Based on the performance by The Guess Who
"This Cock" Parody by Funkmaster
this cock aches every night for you
these nuts long to fuck you again
my penis is wee, yeah,
and my schlong will never be seen, baby
you gave a fucking to me, yeah,
but you broke it, you broke it
these eyes watched you bring my dong to an end
this cock could not withstand when you'd bend
the hurtin's in me yeah
and i will never have stiffys, now now now
you came down hard on my pee-pee yeah,
and you broke it, and you broke it

this cock
this cock has fucked a lot of ass but it's never gonnna get another boner like it used to do

this cock
is tryin
this cock has fucked a lot of gash but it's never gonna thrust another ass like it used to do


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MIKE - February 21, 2020 - Report this comment
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MIKE - June 11, 2023 - Report this comment
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mike - September 22, 2023 - Report this comment
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