Song Parodies -> Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite (sexed Up Version)
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!" Based on the performance by The Beatles
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite (sexed Up Version)" Parody by Buggeredup
For the benefit of Mr. Kite
He will fuck a girl tonight , in the street.
The Hendersons will watch and stare
As Mr. Kite wanks his pubic hair, what a scene!
Tear off her stockings, rip off her garters,
Lastly throw her knickers on the church spire!
In this way, Mr. K., will see to the girl.

The sex fixated Mr. K. performs this feat on Saturday outside the gate.
The Hendersons will wank his thing before he gets into the fling.
So just wait!
Messers K. & H. assure the woman Mr. Kite will have a hard on.
And of course Henry the whore wanks to the waltz!

(Organ solo)

The fling begins at 10 to 6 when Mr. K whips out his dick without a sound
And Mr H will demonstrate the movements he'll undertake with the girl on the ground.
Having been some years in sex frustration a splendid time is guarrunteed for all.
And tonight Mr. Kite is getting a thrill!
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Mitch45 - February 04, 2020 - Report this comment
Excellent work, especially on a song that’s not easy to parody because of the pacing.
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