Joan was curious, made her suitors furious
Got off on her own
Late nights with vibrators and dildos
Oh-ouch-oh-oh…
Maxwell Eddy-san, minored as a lady's man
Tells her of his bone
Can I have a chance but to make you
Moa-oa-oa-oan?
But as she's playing harder to get
A cock comes from below

Bang, bang, Maxwell's swollen member
Came up past her thighs
Bang, bang, Maxwell's swollen member
Has opened her eyes

Back inside the school, Maxwell plays a quiet fool
Teacher gets intrigued
Makes this master blaster stay after cla-a-a-ass
She tells Max to look right down at his open book
Eyes off her behind
Reading 50 times "I must not crave a-a-a-ass..."
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind

Bang, bang, Maxwell's swollen member
Came up through her skirt
Bang, bang, Maxwell's swollen member
Snap, pop, and crackle squirt

Court room Thirty-Joy said "we caught a dirty boy"
Maxwell fits the bill
Popping ceremonial cherries ohh-ouch-oh-oh
Rose Lynn Bendipoot, now a former prostitute
Say he's her baby (Maxwell my baby)
The judge does not agree and she tells her so-o-o-oo
But then she feels a grab at her hips
And drops down to her knees

Bang, bang, Maxwell's swollen member
Had her giving head
Bang, Bang, Maxwell's swollen member
Made sure that she was fed